








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,246 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1538 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1762 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1495 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1451 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $589,169 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pickel2k | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Miza | 58% | 52 |
| #3 | Kynttä | 55% | 122 |
| #4 | GAMER | 54% | 152 |
| #5 | Sakardo | 53% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kynttä | 55% | 122 |
| #4 | GAMER | 54% | 152 |
| #5 | Sakardo | 53% | 115 |
| #6 | Leme | 45% | 95 |
| #7 | Spyrö | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miza | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Kynttä | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Sakardo | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | GAMER | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Pickel2k | 2 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GAMER | 712 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #2 | Sakardo | 496 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | Kynttä | 326 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | Miza | 219 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | Leme | 109 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miza | +2.86 | 88 | 69 |
| #2 | jormA | +2.01 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | GAMER | +0.68 | 73 | 74 |
| #4 | Pickel2k | -0.11 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | Kynttä | -0.12 | 75 | 61 |





