








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1210 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1753 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1944 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1945 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $680,976 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fla | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | Pickel2k | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | GAMER | 45% | 176 |
| #4 | jormA | 45% | 95 |
| #5 | Kynttä | 44% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | jormA | 45% | 95 |
| #5 | Kynttä | 44% | 126 |
| #6 | Sakardo | 44% | 136 |
| #7 | Miza | 44% | 39 |
| #8 | Spyrö | 39% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GAMER | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Sakardo | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Kynttä | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | jormA | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Spyrö | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GAMER | 767 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #2 | Sakardo | 630 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | Kynttä | 364 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | jormA | 224 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | Spyrö | 163 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miza | +3.34 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | Fla | +2.96 | 77 | 77 |
| #3 | jormA | +2.20 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | GAMER | +0.74 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | Kynttä | +0.28 | 74 | 61 |





