








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 394 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,696 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5444 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5842 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4072 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4338 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,517,348 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miza | 62% | 82 |
| #2 | jormA | 54% | 152 |
| #3 | Kynttä | 53% | 182 |
| #4 | Pickel2k | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | Sakardo | 51% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Pickel2k | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | Sakardo | 51% | 215 |
| #6 | Fla | 51% | 45 |
| #7 | Leme | 45% | 176 |
| #8 | Spyrö | 44% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miza | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Sakardo | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Kynttä | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | jormA | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Pickel2k | 6 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sakardo | 911 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #2 | Kynttä | 496 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | Spyrö | 482 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #4 | jormA | 349 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | Miza | 291 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miza | +3.40 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | jormA | +2.40 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | Fla | +1.81 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | GAMER | +0.97 | 78 | 66 |
| #5 | Kynttä | +0.34 | 75 | 60 |





