








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 960 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 182 matches | ||
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3781 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2878 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3170 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2507 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,872,716 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunny.com | 83% | 36 |
| #2 | Sunny | 68% | 41 |
| #3 | richardlized111 | 67% | 70 |
| #4 | danielchristensson666 | 64% | 55 |
| #5 | joshed | 54% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunny.com | 83% | 36 |
| #2 | Sunny | 68% | 41 |
| #3 | richardlized111 | 67% | 70 |
| #4 | danielchristensson666 | 64% | 55 |
| #5 | joshed | 54% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | richardlized111 | 12 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | danielchristensson666 | 11 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | sunny.com | 9 | 0.0133 |
| #4 | joshed | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Sunny | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunny | 301 | 0.37 | 9 min |
| #2 | sunny.com | 250 | 0.37 | 6 min |
| #3 | joshed | 186 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | danielchristensson666 | 178 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | richardlized111 | 89 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunny | +6.31 | 76 | 79 |
| #2 | sunny.com | +5.56 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | danielchristensson666 | +4.92 | 83 | 57 |
| #4 | richardlized111 | +2.34 | 75 | 33 |
| #5 | nnis | +0.60 | 68 | 46 |





