








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 439 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3013 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3485 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2528 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3239 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $676,829 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 474 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | Pepe | 53% | 43 |
| 52% | 48 | ||
| #18 | Nysky | 52% | 31 |
| #19 | kace | 45% | 20 |
| 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THUGTOIMINTAA | 54 | 0.0253 |
| #2 | gnarly | 28 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | mr | 24 | 0.0262 |
| 17 | 0.0386 | ||
| #5 | eeme | 16 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gnarly | 460 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | juppej | 389 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #3 | mr | 355 | 0.39 | 5 min |
| #4 | eeme | 235 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | tumeegod | 228 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sande | +4.93 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | juppej | +3.98 | 86 | 69 |
| #3 | gnarly | +2.85 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | R1chard | +0.83 | 82 | 57 |
| #5 | Pepe | +0.12 | 66 | 56 |





