








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 548 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1755 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1678 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1212 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1401 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $473,604 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tumeegod | 78% | 9 |
| 69% | 16 | ||
| #3 | rebe | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | sande | 67% | 78 |
| #5 | gnarly | 65% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THUGTOIMINTAA | 23 | 0.0270 |
| #2 | sande | 19 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | reinika4ine | 12 | 0.0203 |
| 12 | 0.0433 | ||
| #5 | eeme | 8 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sande | +4.54 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | juppej | +4.20 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | gnarly | +1.99 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | broxi | +0.11 | 71 | 66 |
| +0.10 | 61 | 46 |





