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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Esplay | 10 matches | 1,682 | |
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 989 | 28% |
| Smokes | 673 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 860 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1038 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,334,798 of utility $296 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miksu | 58% | 104 |
| #2 | h4rd | 56% | 78 |
| #3 | Mike() | 53% | 156 |
| #4 | ♥Ropsu♥ | 51% | 41 |
| #5 | ✪ DecoY | 50% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ♥Ropsu♥ | 51% | 41 |
| #5 | ✪ DecoY | 50% | 207 |
| #6 | sandwichEater_428kg | 46% | 114 |
| #7 | compl1cated | 44% | 16 |
| #8 | Jaakylmakameli | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miksu | 76 | 0.0388 |
| #2 | ✪ DecoY | 52 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | h4rd | 16 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Mike() | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | sandwichEater_428kg | 9 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ DecoY | 1016 | 0.25 | 27 min |
| #2 | sandwichEater_428kg | 552 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #3 | Mike() | 451 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | Miksu | 400 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | h4rd | 309 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h4rd | +3.59 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | ✪ DecoY | +3.43 | 87 | 75 |
| #3 | Mike() | +3.17 | 89 | 63 |
| #4 | Miksu | +2.54 | 63 | 50 |
| #5 | ♥Ropsu♥ | +0.31 | 89 | 52 |





