








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 735 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1972 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2437 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1124 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1674 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $610,897 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiK0 | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Brody | 67% | 104 |
| #3 | Lycii | 64% | 39 |
| #4 | fieya | 64% | 25 |
| #5 | Reign | 59% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | fieya | 64% | 25 |
| #5 | Reign | 59% | 37 |
| #6 | botshit | 58% | 55 |
| #7 | Pleeqi | 57% | 28 |
| #8 | Johnny Zyns | 56% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiK0 | 10 | 0.0249 |
| #2 | Brody | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Johnny Zyns | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | fieya | 4 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | botshit | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brody | 240 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Lycii | 209 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | Reign | 124 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | NiK0 | 94 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | botshit | 86 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrodyJ | +3.25 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | Brody | +2.67 | 84 | 44 |
| #3 | fieya | +2.41 | 89 | 64 |
| #4 | Reign | +0.81 | 64 | 50 |
| #5 | Lycii | +0.72 | 76 | 69 |





