








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1635 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 290 matches | ||
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Wingman | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 119 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




190 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10977 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6745 | 20% |
| Smokes | 10880 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 7731 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7579 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,312,118 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reign | 55% | 96 |
| #2 | Lycii | 48% | 344 |
| #3 | Uncle Gubsy | 47% | 213 |
| #4 | NiK0 | 47% | 156 |
| #5 | Pleeqi | 47% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reign | 55% | 96 |
| #2 | Lycii | 48% | 344 |
| #3 | Uncle Gubsy | 47% | 213 |
| #4 | NiK0 | 47% | 156 |
| #5 | Pleeqi | 47% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiK0 | 88 | 0.0285 |
| #2 | Lycii | 26 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Uncle Gubsy | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Pleeqi | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Reign | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lycii | 1560 | 0.22 | 43 min |
| #2 | NiK0 | 757 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #3 | Uncle Gubsy | 648 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #4 | Pleeqi | 410 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | Reign | 298 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | botshit | +2.28 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | Lycii | +1.81 | 72 | 72 |
| #3 | Reign | +0.27 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | Pleeqi | +0.17 | 68 | 70 |
| #5 | NiK0 | +0.13 | 74 | 66 |





