








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2039 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 734 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1211 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1369 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1148 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $628,446 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | mario player has xantares aim | 59% | 32 |
| #5 | silver | 57% | 56 |
| #6 | kark | 52% | 21 |
| #7 | KAG | 50% | 70 |
| #8 | Zooch | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAG | 385 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #2 | silver | 227 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | mario player has xantares aim | 188 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #4 | Zetsi | 151 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | kark | 55 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAG | +2.98 | 86 | 74 |
| #2 | mario player has xantares aim | +2.96 | 84 | 76 |
| #3 | mowe :3 | +1.04 | 72 | 49 |
| #4 | Quan | +1.00 | 81 | 48 |
| #5 | silver | +0.66 | 69 | 70 |





