








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3828 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3506 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2957 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3990 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $844,889 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | mario player has xantares aim | 46% | 226 |
| #12 | Gwonkee | 45% | 38 |
| #13 | kark | 45% | 137 |
| #14 | itslexie_ | 41% | 93 |
| #15 | Fimbz | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quan | 14 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | mario player has xantares aim | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | KAG | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Timmi | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | kark | 6 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mario player has xantares aim | 1176 | 0.25 | 33 min |
| #2 | Timmi | 987 | 0.38 | 28 min |
| #3 | KAG | 808 | 0.27 | 21 min |
| #4 | kark | 482 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #5 | itslexie_ | 284 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zooch | +4.72 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | Ai Hayasaka | +2.52 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | mario player has xantares aim | +2.35 | 82 | 68 |
| #4 | KAG | +1.48 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | Msushi | +0.95 | 67 | 57 |





