








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 202 matches | ||
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6230 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4804 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3079 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4057 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,053,651 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Msushi | 44% | 43 |
| #11 | kark | 43% | 138 |
| #12 | itslexie_ | 38% | 89 |
| #13 | mario player has xantares aim | 34% | 65 |
| #14 | Fimbz | 23% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silver | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | kark | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Quan | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Zooch | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | itslexie_ | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silver | 586 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | kark | 540 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #3 | Timmi | 401 | 0.35 | 11 min |
| #4 | mario player has xantares aim | 338 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #5 | itslexie_ | 310 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zooch | +3.80 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | Ai Hayasaka | +2.71 | 74 | 63 |
| #3 | KAG | +1.59 | 78 | 67 |
| #4 | Msushi | +1.46 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | mario player has xantares aim | +1.23 | 72 | 64 |





