








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,205 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4033 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3094 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3352 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3726 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,730,763 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 453 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zetsi | 52% | 42 |
| #2 | Quan | 49% | 172 |
| #3 | Gwonkee | 49% | 41 |
| #4 | Zooch | 45% | 113 |
| #5 | mario player has xantares aim | 45% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Msushi | 43% | 67 |
| #9 | KAG | 43% | 138 |
| #10 | itslexie_ | 36% | 140 |
| #11 | Fimbz | 31% | 55 |
| #12 | Jaio | 21% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mario player has xantares aim | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Quan | 13 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Timmi | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | silver | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | KAG | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mario player has xantares aim | 1001 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #2 | Timmi | 807 | 0.36 | 24 min |
| #3 | KAG | 798 | 0.26 | 21 min |
| #4 | silver | 506 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #5 | itslexie_ | 447 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zooch | +4.52 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | mario player has xantares aim | +2.36 | 82 | 70 |
| #3 | KAG | +2.28 | 80 | 70 |
| #4 | Msushi | +1.83 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | Quan | +0.47 | 81 | 49 |





