








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 508 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,519 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8968 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7018 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4260 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6273 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,527,489 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mowe :3 | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | Zetsi | 57% | 97 |
| #3 | Msushi | 53% | 58 |
| #4 | Gwonkee | 50% | 84 |
| #5 | Quan | 48% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | kark | 45% | 207 |
| #10 | itslexie_ | 37% | 147 |
| #11 | Fimbz | 34% | 65 |
| #12 | KAG | 34% | 65 |
| #13 | Jaio | 22% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quan | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | kark | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | silver | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Zooch | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Timmi | 9 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timmi | 1224 | 0.37 | 35 min |
| #2 | silver | 864 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #3 | kark | 663 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #4 | itslexie_ | 404 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Zooch | 355 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zooch | +4.26 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | mario player has xantares aim | +2.38 | 84 | 67 |
| #3 | Msushi | +1.81 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | Quan | +0.66 | 79 | 48 |
| #5 | Zetsi | +0.34 | 68 | 53 |





