








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 549 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 54,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18182 | 33% |
| Smokes | 14753 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10292 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 11143 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,775,679 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 870 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Godypmu | 59% | 140 |
| #10 | paul | 57% | 298 |
| #11 | solem | 52% | 56 |
| #12 | Wrimel | 51% | 228 |
| #13 | topkek | 51% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flusel | 20 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | VaPoR™ | 14 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | $LEEPWLK | 13 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Wrimel | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | xDemixD | 6 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wurmsoN | 2301 | 0.32 | 62 min |
| #2 | Wrimel | 1094 | 0.22 | 26 min |
| #3 | Mickey シ | 885 | 0.25 | 24 min |
| #4 | paul | 772 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #5 | xDemixD | 660 | 0.14 | 15 min |





