








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Faceit | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7531 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6559 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6348 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6993 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,189,860 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | havn | 65% | 184 |
| #2 | ff | 59% | 332 |
| #3 | amky | 57% | 98 |
| #4 | Indonation | 57% | 155 |
| #5 | Nutella | 57% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ff | 18 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | havn | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | EPSKY | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Indonation | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | prNsfw | 5 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EPSKY | 1308 | 0.19 | 32 min |
| #2 | ff | 1051 | 0.15 | 28 min |
| #3 | prNsfw | 707 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #4 | havn | 624 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #5 | Indonation | 431 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | havn | +2.81 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | ff | +0.90 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | amky | +0.54 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | wallen | +0.45 | 69 | 67 |
| #5 | EPSKY | +0.40 | 68 | 66 |





