








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 293 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 243 matches | ||
| Premier | 222 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6518 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5927 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4524 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5074 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,114,645 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 587 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | havn | 60% | 239 |
| #2 | ff | 56% | 404 |
| #3 | wallen | 54% | 326 |
| #4 | Indonation | 54% | 179 |
| #5 | charlie | 53% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Indonation | 54% | 179 |
| #5 | charlie | 53% | 230 |
| #6 | amky | 52% | 144 |
| #7 | prNsfw | 51% | 252 |
| #8 | red pepper Nunnus | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ff | 18 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | wallen | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | havn | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | prNsfw | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Indonation | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ff | 1229 | 0.14 | 32 min |
| #2 | wallen | 1021 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #3 | prNsfw | 1004 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #4 | havn | 787 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #5 | Indonation | 475 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | havn | +2.78 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | ff | +0.79 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | EPSKY | +0.24 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | amky | +0.23 | 81 | 59 |
| #5 | wallen | -0.07 | 70 | 67 |





