








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 893 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 407 matches | ||
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8558 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9620 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7027 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8258 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,298,062 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Indonation | 60% | 223 |
| #2 | havn | 60% | 238 |
| #3 | wallen | 59% | 332 |
| #4 | charlie | 58% | 314 |
| #5 | amky | 58% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wallen | 13 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | red pepper Nunnus | 11 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | EPSKY | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | havn | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | prNsfw | 8 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EPSKY | 1654 | 0.19 | 39 min |
| #2 | prNsfw | 1141 | 0.19 | 30 min |
| #3 | wallen | 1084 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #4 | havn | 829 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #5 | charlie | 691 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | havn | +2.74 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | ff | +1.48 | 74 | 67 |
| #3 | amky | +0.59 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | EPSKY | +0.35 | 68 | 67 |
| #5 | wallen | +0.11 | 68 | 66 |





