








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 210 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,977 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7214 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3852 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3854 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4065 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $523,405 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | stone | 56% | 112 |
| #7 | bobNd | 51% | 146 |
| #8 | ?82Mäky | 47% | 126 |
| #9 | MANOLO | 42% | 33 |
| #10 | niso | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bobNd | 497 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | stone | 344 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | ?82Mäky | 172 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | hermit crab | 144 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | niso | 114 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stone | +2.54 | 86 | 75 |
| #2 | Kermajuusto | +2.38 | 73 | 43 |
| #3 | MMissu | +1.73 | 74 | 61 |
| #4 | bobNd | +1.17 | 83 | 73 |
| #5 | oxide | +0.71 | 47 | 79 |





