








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 350 matches | ||
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,840 | |
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4729 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5016 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6703 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2381 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,510,229 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Temeee | 48% | 73 |
| #11 | oxide | 47% | 126 |
| #12 | anastaja | 43% | 82 |
| #13 | ~HyeRin~ | 42% | 50 |
| #14 | MuminTr0llen | 30% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bobNd | 7 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | ~HyeRin~ | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | stone | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | niso | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Temeee | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bobNd | 1920 | 0.18 | 59 min |
| #2 | stone | 1088 | 0.14 | 29 min |
| #3 | oxide | 725 | 0.26 | 21 min |
| #4 | niso | 498 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #5 | anastaja | 382 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stone | +2.38 | 87 | 77 |
| #2 | bobNd | +1.67 | 83 | 74 |
| #3 | MMissu | +1.57 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | oxide | -0.17 | 49 | 79 |
| #5 | ~HyeRin~ | -0.28 | 63 | 57 |





