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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1932 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3287 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4913 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3411 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,356,622 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <?php?> | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | PirindoloMental | 52% | 46 |
| #3 | JΦλφμιη | 50% | 106 |
| #4 | Martillo Pilón | 50% | 120 |
| #5 | LagazoMental | 48% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | polfrankon | 42% | 166 |
| #12 | Godino #foreverRiders | 40% | 92 |
| #13 | ioanaBlue | 34% | 32 |
| #14 | Adriag4 | 34% | 38 |
| #15 | ThorTicollis | 34% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴄᴀᴍʙʀᴏɴɪᴅᴀs ♿ | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Martillo Pilón | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | JΦλφμιη | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | LagazoMental | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Adriag4 | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JΦλφμιη | 427 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | ᴄᴀᴍʙʀᴏɴɪᴅᴀs ♿ | 271 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Martillo Pilón | 238 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Godino #foreverRiders | 179 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | polfrankon | 155 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PirindoloMental | +3.09 | 52 | 79 |
| #2 | <?php?> | +2.59 | 64 | 65 |
| #3 | Martillo Pilón | +2.14 | 49 | 69 |
| #4 | Godino #foreverRiders | +2.09 | 59 | 60 |
| #5 | LagazoMental | +1.56 | 45 | 71 |





