








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 775 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3228 | 14% |
| Smokes | 7342 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6196 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5885 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,660,239 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThorTicollis | 53% | 278 |
| #2 | Adriag4 | 52% | 139 |
| #3 | Martillo Pilón | 51% | 521 |
| #4 | <?php?> | 49% | 126 |
| #5 | Godino #foreverRiders | 49% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | PirindoloMental | 44% | 88 |
| #11 | ᴄᴀᴍʙʀᴏɴɪᴅᴀs ♿ | 44% | 167 |
| #12 | Liblan | 43% | 49 |
| #13 | joseyyo | 42% | 166 |
| #14 | morto | 32% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Martillo Pilón | 10 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | LagazoMental | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Godino #foreverRiders | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Adriag4 | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | <?php?> | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Martillo Pilón | 844 | 0.07 | 24 min |
| #2 | ThorTicollis | 653 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #3 | Godino #foreverRiders | 532 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #4 | LagazoMental | 452 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | Zenemij | 363 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PirindoloMental | +2.21 | 53 | 78 |
| #2 | Godino #foreverRiders | +1.95 | 62 | 64 |
| #3 | Martillo Pilón | +1.89 | 49 | 68 |
| #4 | LagazoMental | +1.38 | 53 | 74 |
| #5 | Adriag4 | +1.25 | 69 | 59 |





