








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 590 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7324 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5957 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5660 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4237 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4987 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,089,869 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | turb0 | 60% | 52 |
| #2 | joni | 56% | 101 |
| #3 | TrePaNiX | 49% | 170 |
| #4 | Yillja | 46% | 52 |
| #5 | 分からない | 45% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 分からない | 45% | 74 |
| #6 | Wintersport SD | 45% | 110 |
| #7 | Olsen | 43% | 161 |
| #8 | Schimanski | 40% | 102 |
| #9 | 500_Schlandy_500 | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrePaNiX | 15 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Yillja | 9 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | 分からない | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Olsen | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | joni | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olsen | 838 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #2 | TrePaNiX | 370 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Schimanski | 312 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Wintersport SD | 242 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | turb0 | 202 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | turb0 | +2.43 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | TrePaNiX | +2.21 | 76 | 70 |
| #3 | Keiths Butler | +0.52 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | Olsen | +0.24 | 75 | 75 |
| #5 | Yillja | +0.03 | 86 | 44 |





