








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1787 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1682 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2272 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1455 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,052,842 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keiths Butler | 56% | 101 |
| #2 | 分からない | 52% | 62 |
| #3 | Olsen | 49% | 45 |
| #4 | TrePaNiX | 49% | 222 |
| #5 | Wintersport SD | 48% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Olsen | 49% | 45 |
| #4 | TrePaNiX | 49% | 222 |
| #5 | Wintersport SD | 48% | 105 |
| #6 | 500_Schlandy_500 | 45% | 31 |
| #7 | Schimanski | 41% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrePaNiX | 22 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Schimanski | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | 分からない | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Wintersport SD | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Keiths Butler | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrePaNiX | 505 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | Schimanski | 327 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | Wintersport SD | 244 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Keiths Butler | 239 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | Olsen | 214 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrePaNiX | +2.18 | 76 | 73 |
| #2 | Olsen | +1.11 | 73 | 79 |
| #3 | Keiths Butler | +0.71 | 78 | 62 |
| #4 | joni | -0.23 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | 500_Schlandy_500 | -1.03 | 47 | 34 |





