








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 375 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5361 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4443 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4280 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5765 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3156 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $997,584 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 521 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 分からない | 50% | 108 |
| #2 | Wintersport SD | 50% | 185 |
| #3 | Keiths Butler | 49% | 170 |
| #4 | joni | 49% | 222 |
| #5 | 500_Schlandy_500 | 48% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Keiths Butler | 49% | 170 |
| #4 | joni | 49% | 222 |
| #5 | 500_Schlandy_500 | 48% | 73 |
| #6 | Schimanski | 46% | 226 |
| #7 | Olsen | 45% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schimanski | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | 分からない | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | joni | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Wintersport SD | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Keiths Butler | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schimanski | 648 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #2 | Keiths Butler | 425 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | Wintersport SD | 424 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | joni | 398 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #5 | Olsen | 343 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrePaNiX | +2.63 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | Olsen | +0.46 | 73 | 76 |
| #3 | Keiths Butler | +0.01 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | joni | -0.25 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | 500_Schlandy_500 | -1.13 | 61 | 36 |





