








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1123 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1329 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1541 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2308 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1533 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $551,687 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prince of Phil Air | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | joni | 52% | 62 |
| #3 | TrePaNiX | 50% | 108 |
| #4 | JnRian | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Wintersport SD | 45% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Wintersport SD | 45% | 88 |
| #6 | Keiths Butler | 45% | 74 |
| #7 | Schimanski | 40% | 77 |
| #8 | Olsen | 40% | 25 |
| #9 | 500_Schlandy_500 | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrePaNiX | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Wintersport SD | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Schimanski | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Keiths Butler | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | JnRian | 3 | 0.0136 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schimanski | 241 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | TrePaNiX | 240 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Wintersport SD | 223 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Keiths Butler | 204 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Olsen | 133 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrePaNiX | +3.35 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Keiths Butler | +1.01 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | Olsen | +0.86 | 78 | 73 |
| #4 | joni | +0.37 | 67 | 62 |
| #5 | Wintersport SD | -0.42 | 70 | 68 |





