








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2916 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4179 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5572 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3289 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,205,030 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shoud | 64% | 61 |
| #2 | Snoop DOG | 57% | 220 |
| #3 | HoneyBadger | 53% | 230 |
| #4 | WASD | 53% | 278 |
| #5 | Gru | 52% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | WASD | 53% | 278 |
| #5 | Gru | 52% | 122 |
| #6 | nefar1o | 52% | 33 |
| #7 | BopBop | 51% | 327 |
| #8 | T4keTheL | 50% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WASD | 25 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Snoop DOG | 23 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | T4keTheL | 17 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | BopBop | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Shoud | 8 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BopBop | 741 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #2 | Snoop DOG | 619 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | T4keTheL | 594 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | WASD | 538 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #5 | Gru | 403 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shoud | +2.92 | 71 | 70 |
| #2 | WASD | +2.72 | 74 | 64 |
| #3 | Gru | +1.81 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | Snoop DOG | +1.64 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | BopBop | +1.03 | 76 | 68 |





