








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5305 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6383 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6547 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4397 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $877,664 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1581 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shoud | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | Uter Zörker | 55% | 236 |
| #3 | WASD | 51% | 323 |
| #4 | Trycilly | 51% | 327 |
| #5 | MajorMonogram | 50% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | WASD | 51% | 323 |
| #4 | Trycilly | 51% | 327 |
| #5 | MajorMonogram | 50% | 240 |
| #6 | T4keTheL | 49% | 263 |
| #7 | Gru | 48% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WASD | 35 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Trycilly | 28 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | T4keTheL | 21 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Uter Zörker | 18 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | MajorMonogram | 5 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uter Zörker | 623 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | T4keTheL | 586 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | WASD | 563 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | Trycilly | 456 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | Gru | 289 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shoud | +2.62 | 74 | 71 |
| #2 | WASD | +2.44 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | Uter Zörker | +1.39 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | Bop Bop | +0.88 | 80 | 72 |
| #5 | Gru | +0.82 | 84 | 66 |





