








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,897 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3185 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2977 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2699 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3036 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $813,474 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ej0 | 66% | 79 |
| #2 | CocoaDew | 61% | 69 |
| #3 | delajla | 59% | 108 |
| #4 | krisandr | 58% | 36 |
| #5 | Rank Enchanter | 57% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Bendik | 50% | 26 |
| #7 | marius | 48% | 64 |
| #8 | EEas_ | 45% | 62 |
| #9 | Knekt kibbz | 45% | 65 |
| #10 | Adrian 240kg | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adrian 240kg | 16 | 0.0223 |
| #2 | Knekt kibbz | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Bendik | 7 | 0.0133 |
| #4 | ej0 | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | delajla | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EEas_ | 319 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | delajla | 230 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | ej0 | 202 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | marius | 173 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Knekt kibbz | 116 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delajla | +1.85 | 80 | 73 |
| #2 | ej0 | +1.68 | 72 | 70 |
| #3 | Knekt kibbz | +1.44 | 81 | 34 |
| #4 | Bendik | +1.37 | 85 | 71 |
| #5 | CocoaDew | +1.01 | 70 | 54 |





