








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 399 matches | ||
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




117 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11553 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5906 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 13397 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 10191 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,424,757 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carina | 66% | 79 |
| #2 | delajla | 60% | 288 |
| #3 | CocoaDew | 59% | 471 |
| #4 | krisandr | 55% | 280 |
| #5 | Petter | 55% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | delajla | 60% | 288 |
| #3 | CocoaDew | 59% | 471 |
| #4 | krisandr | 55% | 280 |
| #5 | Petter | 55% | 84 |
| #6 | aggro | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CocoaDew | 21 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | krisandr | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | delajla | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Carina | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Petter | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CocoaDew | 503 | 0.05 | 15 min |
| #2 | delajla | 502 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #3 | krisandr | 299 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #4 | Carina | 259 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | aggro | 223 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ej0 | +3.03 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | delajla | +2.08 | 80 | 72 |
| #3 | aggro | +2.05 | 87 | 59 |
| #4 | CocoaDew | +1.82 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | Carina | +0.09 | 69 | 67 |





