








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6707 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3135 | 16% |
| Smokes | 6115 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3993 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6773 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,741,539 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carina | 61% | 69 |
| #2 | ej0 | 59% | 471 |
| #3 | delajla | 57% | 426 |
| #4 | krisandr | 54% | 427 |
| #5 | Petter | 51% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | delajla | 57% | 426 |
| #4 | krisandr | 54% | 427 |
| #5 | Petter | 51% | 184 |
| #6 | rmt | 50% | 48 |
| #7 | rQbbz | 49% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ej0 | 59 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | krisandr | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | delajla | 13 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Carina | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | rQbbz | 5 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ej0 | 1110 | 0.12 | 26 min |
| #2 | delajla | 890 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #3 | krisandr | 562 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| #4 | Carina | 236 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | Petter | 111 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CocoaDew | +1.75 | 73 | 56 |
| #2 | delajla | +1.71 | 80 | 71 |
| #3 | ej0 | +1.06 | 74 | 65 |
| #4 | krisandr | -0.16 | 71 | 56 |
| #5 | Carina | -0.38 | 70 | 71 |





