








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1232 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,155 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1363 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1227 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1101 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1464 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $397,025 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RYAAAAAAANNN | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Log4n111 | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | MR-JACKPOT | 58% | 136 |
| #4 | dawg | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | oil | 52% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | dawg | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | oil | 52% | 119 |
| #6 | stu | 52% | 100 |
| #7 | Maximus | 52% | 83 |
| #8 | moray | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oil | 19 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Maximus | 15 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | MR-JACKPOT | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | stu | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | RYAAAAAAANNN | 2 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oil | 488 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | MR-JACKPOT | 381 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Maximus | 264 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | stu | 99 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Log4n111 | 55 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR-JACKPOT | +4.11 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | RYAAAAAAANNN | +3.65 | 88 | 55 |
| #3 | Log4n111 | +1.46 | 82 | 53 |
| #4 | dawg | +1.01 | 71 | 50 |
| #5 | Maximus | +0.55 | 57 | 62 |





