








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 208 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3828 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2275 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3102 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3590 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1744 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,562,114 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 565 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moray | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Maximus | 58% | 202 |
| #3 | MR-JACKPOT | 56% | 375 |
| #4 | oil | 55% | 247 |
| #5 | Hongus "Le'Fleur" Jr | 52% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MR-JACKPOT | 56% | 375 |
| #4 | oil | 55% | 247 |
| #5 | Hongus "Le'Fleur" Jr | 52% | 100 |
| #6 | RossaMuzza | 51% | 49 |
| #7 | Log4n111 | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR-JACKPOT | 29 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | oil | 28 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Maximus | 26 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Hongus "Le'Fleur" Jr | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | RossaMuzza | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oil | 1116 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #2 | MR-JACKPOT | 1060 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #3 | Maximus | 614 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #4 | Hongus "Le'Fleur" Jr | 249 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Log4n111 | 108 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR-JACKPOT | +4.36 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | Log4n111 | +0.54 | 68 | 55 |
| #3 | Maximus | +0.51 | 63 | 66 |
| #4 | oil | -0.28 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | Hongus "Le'Fleur" Jr | -0.33 | 69 | 58 |





