








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1607 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6488 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6414 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4766 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4474 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,852,237 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1927 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RYAAAAAAANNN | 70% | 53 |
| #2 | Maximus | 62% | 245 |
| #3 | moray | 59% | 54 |
| #4 | Hongus "Le'Fleur" Jr | 58% | 136 |
| #5 | oil | 57% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Hongus "Le'Fleur" Jr | 58% | 136 |
| #5 | oil | 57% | 303 |
| #6 | dawg | 56% | 41 |
| #7 | stu | 56% | 375 |
| #8 | Log4n111 | 53% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oil | 33 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Maximus | 26 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | stu | 16 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Hongus "Le'Fleur" Jr | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | RYAAAAAAANNN | 5 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oil | 1308 | 0.23 | 28 min |
| #2 | Maximus | 704 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | stu | 389 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #4 | Hongus "Le'Fleur" Jr | 329 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Log4n111 | 221 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR-JACKPOT | +3.72 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | dawg | +1.82 | 64 | 55 |
| #3 | RYAAAAAAANNN | +1.61 | 85 | 55 |
| #4 | Maximus | +0.34 | 63 | 66 |
| #5 | Log4n111 | +0.02 | 75 | 51 |





