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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 533 | 23% |
| Smokes | 607 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 590 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 580 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $129,846 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Wok Pan | 43% | 37 |
| #10 | Baab_martz | 43% | 47 |
| #11 | Filipias | 42% | 12 |
| #12 | Pink | 40% | 5 |
| #13 | Gubbfan | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baab_martz | 193 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | Gubbfan | 112 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Wok Pan | 91 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Zenth | 55 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | gay swedish guy | 51 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fastchicken42 | +2.96 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | Mok | +2.52 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | gay swedish guy | +1.90 | 86 | 70 |
| #4 | Dob | +1.23 | 61 | 46 |
| #5 | BINGUSFAN123 | +1.13 | 70 | 59 |





