








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 913 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4982 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5859 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4820 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3723 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4544 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,946,387 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 504 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | - C | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | TTV/ShaggyPlays_ | 47% | 131 |
| #3 | Stormzzyy | 46% | 155 |
| #4 | Richard | 45% | 105 |
| #5 | El_chugester | 44% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | TTV/ShaggyPlays_ | 47% | 131 |
| #3 | Stormzzyy | 46% | 155 |
| #4 | Richard | 45% | 105 |
| #5 | El_chugester | 44% | 180 |
| #6 | fatal | 44% | 446 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Richard | 15 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Stormzzyy | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | fatal | 8 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | El_chugester | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | TTV/ShaggyPlays_ | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fatal | 792 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #2 | Stormzzyy | 638 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #3 | TTV/ShaggyPlays_ | 325 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Richard | 168 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | El_chugester | 144 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Richard | +4.49 | 78 | 31 |
| #2 | Stormzzyy | +1.67 | 59 | 41 |
| #3 | ✪ drazaH | +1.50 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | - C | -0.25 | 74 | 71 |
| #5 | TTV/ShaggyPlays_ | -1.63 | 59 | 39 |





