








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 592 | 52% |
| Smokes | 179 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 154 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 221 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $63,328 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ drazaH | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | fatal | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Richard | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | El_chugester | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Stormzzyy | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | fatal | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Richard | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | El_chugester | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Stormzzyy | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | TTV/ShaggyPlays_ | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ drazaH | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | fatal | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | El_chugester | 1 | 0.0233 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ drazaH | 106 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | Stormzzyy | 28 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | fatal | 27 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | TTV/ShaggyPlays_ | 10 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | Richard | 5 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ drazaH | +2.79 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | Richard | +1.95 | 86 | 54 |
| #3 | Stormzzyy | +1.48 | 70 | 47 |
| #4 | - C | -0.40 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | fatal | -2.46 | 55 | 65 |





