








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 750 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7980 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4475 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5161 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3668 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,299,323 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Richard | 51% | 223 |
| #2 | Stormzzyy | 45% | 303 |
| #3 | ✪ drazaH | 44% | 446 |
| #4 | El_chugester | 43% | 305 |
| #5 | TTV/ShaggyPlays_ | 41% | 257 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Richard | 51% | 223 |
| #2 | Stormzzyy | 45% | 303 |
| #3 | ✪ drazaH | 44% | 446 |
| #4 | El_chugester | 43% | 305 |
| #5 | TTV/ShaggyPlays_ | 41% | 257 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Richard | 43 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | ✪ drazaH | 24 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Stormzzyy | 23 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | El_chugester | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | TTV/ShaggyPlays_ | 9 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ drazaH | 1885 | 0.21 | 43 min |
| #2 | Stormzzyy | 1269 | 0.21 | 26 min |
| #3 | TTV/ShaggyPlays_ | 670 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | Richard | 391 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | El_chugester | 238 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Richard | +5.19 | 79 | 33 |
| #2 | Stormzzyy | +1.69 | 60 | 42 |
| #3 | ✪ drazaH | +1.51 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | fatal | -2.03 | 48 | 58 |
| #5 | TTV/ShaggyPlays_ | -2.12 | 61 | 41 |





