








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,572 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3741 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3383 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3059 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3389 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $966,089 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 898 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LummyTum | 83% | 24 |
| #2 | '死☞Daxtar'☜ | 83% | 23 |
| #3 | Fittslaw | 67% | 21 |
| #4 | korean hannibal | 61% | 102 |
| #5 | Bunnyy | 56% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Fittslaw | 67% | 21 |
| #4 | korean hannibal | 61% | 102 |
| #5 | Bunnyy | 56% | 72 |
| #6 | siluu /E/ | 54% | 24 |
| #7 | walter | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bunnyy | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | walter | 7 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | korean hannibal | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Fittslaw | 3 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | LummyTum | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | korean hannibal | 472 | 0.24 | 16 min |
| #2 | walter | 182 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | LummyTum | 101 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | siluu /E/ | 100 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bunnyy | 92 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LummyTum | +5.93 | 91 | 76 |
| #2 | Fittslaw | +4.88 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | walter | +3.98 | 86 | 74 |
| #4 | korean hannibal | +2.96 | 84 | 75 |
| #5 | '死☞Daxtar'☜ | +2.78 | 92 | 73 |





