








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1588 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 412 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Renown | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8835 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,759 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9541 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7731 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7054 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5433 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,760,004 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d0pefresh | 73% | 45 |
| #2 | kod2 | 68% | 79 |
| #3 | Yoinkyy | 66% | 56 |
| #4 | zanix | 63% | 82 |
| #5 | Rospen | 62% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Rospen | 62% | 97 |
| #6 | Repsssssss | 61% | 80 |
| #7 | korean hannibal | 61% | 64 |
| #8 | Teps | 56% | 186 |
| #9 | Bunnyy | 53% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kod2 | 21 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | Teps | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Bunnyy | 8 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | Yoinkyy | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Rospen | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zanix | 488 | 0.32 | 14 min |
| #2 | Teps | 483 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | korean hannibal | 293 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #4 | Rospen | 264 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Repsssssss | 238 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kod2 | +3.64 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | Repsssssss | +1.95 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | korean hannibal | +1.92 | 87 | 74 |
| #4 | d0pefresh | +1.76 | 83 | 75 |
| #5 | siluu /E/ | +1.55 | 86 | 64 |





