








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 498 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2324 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2094 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1861 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2094 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $815,193 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JepSsS | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | jøeel | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | Alexander | 56% | 141 |
| #4 | S1mad | 55% | 76 |
| #5 | zapppcien | 53% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zapppcien | 471 | 0.30 | 14 min |
| #2 | S1mad | 284 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | Alexander | 271 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | jøeel | 193 | 0.36 | 5 min |
| #5 | ❤ Gren4Di3r | 121 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jøeel | +5.02 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | 76561198166176061 | +2.93 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | ❤ Gren4Di3r | +1.04 | 84 | 76 |
| #4 | ♿Pimp$Cash♿ | +0.88 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | Alexander | +0.82 | 65 | 67 |





