








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 696 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15370 | 35% |
| Smokes | 9783 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8414 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 10171 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,798,671 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3045 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Juho | 54% | 72 |
| #5 | Finski | 53% | 178 |
| #6 | Glorbo Fruttodrillo | 52% | 63 |
| #7 | HC Kettu tyttö | 52% | 286 |
| #8 | lemac | 43% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glorbo Fruttodrillo | +1.85 | 64 | 59 |
| #2 | HC Kettu tyttö | +1.14 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | morsongol | +0.82 | 58 | 59 |
| #4 | Morgons | +0.52 | 62 | 66 |
| #5 | Finski | -0.12 | 86 | 44 |





