








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1384 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1616 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1254 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1152 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 902 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $336,906 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 733 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Morgons | 52% | 63 |
| #5 | Paku | 52% | 111 |
| #6 | Finski | 45% | 20 |
| #7 | MAH DRILLAH | 44% | 9 |
| #8 | Mestari | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgons | 406 | 0.31 | 10 min |
| #2 | Paku | 126 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | HC Kettu tyttö | 81 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mestari | 36 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #5 | MAH DRILLAH | 20 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glorbo Fruttodrillo | +2.59 | 66 | 59 |
| #2 | Finski | +1.06 | 83 | 32 |
| #3 | HC Kettu tyttö | +1.01 | 62 | 56 |
| #4 | Morgons | +0.20 | 61 | 68 |
| #5 | MAH DRILLAH | -0.69 | 80 | 43 |





