








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 364 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4675 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,487 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2552 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2997 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4045 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2893 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,178,097 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finski | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | Paku | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | Glorbo Fruttodrillo | 56% | 43 |
| #4 | Juho | 55% | 133 |
| #5 | Morgons | 52% | 286 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Glorbo Fruttodrillo | 56% | 43 |
| #4 | Juho | 55% | 133 |
| #5 | Morgons | 52% | 286 |
| #6 | morsongol | 49% | 67 |
| #7 | lemac | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgons | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Juho | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | morsongol | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Glorbo Fruttodrillo | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | lemac | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgons | 1704 | 0.28 | 44 min |
| #2 | morsongol | 367 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #3 | lemac | 222 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #4 | Juho | 210 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Glorbo Fruttodrillo | 206 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glorbo Fruttodrillo | +1.64 | 61 | 57 |
| #2 | HC Kettu tyttö | +1.30 | 73 | 57 |
| #3 | Juho | +0.68 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | lemac | +0.38 | 78 | 71 |
| #5 | morsongol | -0.16 | 55 | 59 |





