








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 528 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 167 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5948 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6698 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5334 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3727 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,102,138 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 735 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🍕 𝙥𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖 🍕 | 58% | 83 |
| #2 | Wity | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | jar jar dinks | 52% | 108 |
| #4 | Stormtrooper | 50% | 209 |
| #5 | NakkiS | 49% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Rekku | 48% | 322 |
| #7 | Savuke | 46% | 133 |
| #8 | NaPeX | 44% | 86 |
| #9 | Sate | 42% | 71 |
| #10 | Heji | 39% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekku | 17 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Stormtrooper | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Sate | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | NakkiS | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Savuke | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekku | 1141 | 0.17 | 30 min |
| #2 | Stormtrooper | 773 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | Savuke | 392 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | Sate | 365 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #5 | 🍕 𝙥𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖 🍕 | 358 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NakkiS | +1.61 | 43 | 62 |
| #2 | Wity | +1.46 | 64 | 67 |
| #3 | Savuke | +0.88 | 43 | 65 |
| #4 | jar jar dinks | +0.44 | 44 | 68 |
| #5 | Sate | +0.41 | 59 | 68 |





