








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 971 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9055 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10141 | 25% |
| Smokes | 11030 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 10143 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8716 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,574,683 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1466 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaYbAtch | 60% | 62 |
| #2 | NakkiS | 52% | 177 |
| #3 | aito_e | 52% | 108 |
| #4 | Rekku | 51% | 322 |
| #5 | Savuke | 48% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rekku | 51% | 322 |
| #5 | Savuke | 48% | 199 |
| #6 | Irwin | 48% | 84 |
| #7 | Stormtrooper | 46% | 196 |
| #8 | NaPeX | 44% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Irwin | 13 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Rekku | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Savuke | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Stormtrooper | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | NakkiS | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekku | 1295 | 0.19 | 36 min |
| #2 | Stormtrooper | 872 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #3 | Savuke | 664 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #4 | aito_e | 327 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | Irwin | 240 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaYbAtch | +1.92 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | Savuke | +1.08 | 39 | 63 |
| #3 | Irwin | +1.01 | 56 | 74 |
| #4 | NakkiS | +0.06 | 37 | 60 |
| #5 | jar jar dinks | -0.26 | 45 | 67 |





