








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1472 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Esplay | 211 matches | 1,574 | |
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7646 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5155 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4321 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3899 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,028,975 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | HulluPehmis | 45% | 71 |
| #10 | Heji | 45% | 40 |
| #11 | aito_e | 44% | 86 |
| #12 | jar jar dinks | 44% | 85 |
| #13 | Zsumppi | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekku | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Savuke | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | aito_e | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Stormtrooper | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | jar jar dinks | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekku | 701 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | Stormtrooper | 619 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #3 | Savuke | 433 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #4 | 🍕 𝙥𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖 🍕 | 282 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | aito_e | 249 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NakkiS | +1.85 | 43 | 60 |
| #2 | m3nt0s | +0.89 | 61 | 58 |
| #3 | Savuke | +0.60 | 42 | 62 |
| #4 | I LOVE SKINCLUB | +0.48 | 50 | 57 |
| #5 | jar jar dinks | +0.17 | 50 | 64 |





