








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2985 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2014 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2954 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2647 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,182,773 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRAGMAT1C | 11 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Vanete | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Noko | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | WaazZzaaPP | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Scott [PT] | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRAGMAT1C | 268 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | WaazZzaaPP | 248 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Noko | 224 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | Scott [PT] | 170 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Vanete | 120 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRAGMAT1C | +5.08 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | Noko | +3.49 | 82 | 73 |
| #3 | Vanete | +2.99 | 72 | 48 |
| #4 | TRITON | +1.13 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | WaazZzaaPP | +1.03 | 71 | 59 |





