








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5038 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6490 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6117 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5849 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,969,448 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRAGMAT1C | +4.66 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | Noko | +3.40 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | Vanete | +2.87 | 71 | 51 |
| #4 | WaazZzaaPP | +1.42 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | TRITON | +0.72 | 62 | 62 |





