








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 632 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1934 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1701 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2463 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2611 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,445,254 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRITON | 64% | 75 |
| #2 | FRAGMAT1C | 62% | 85 |
| #3 | Noko | 58% | 78 |
| #4 | WaazZzaaPP | 55% | 231 |
| #5 | Scott [PT] | 53% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRAGMAT1C | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Noko | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | WaazZzaaPP | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | TRITON | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Scott [PT] | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaazZzaaPP | 507 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | Noko | 378 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | Scott [PT] | 298 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | FRAGMAT1C | 286 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | TRITON | 182 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRAGMAT1C | +4.12 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | Vanete | +2.97 | 72 | 48 |
| #3 | Noko | +2.03 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | TRITON | -0.24 | 59 | 60 |
| #5 | WaazZzaaPP | -0.31 | 73 | 59 |





